Into Futility!

By way of an introduction, I caution you, dear reader, not to accept anything written here as the unvarnished, unpolished, even, dare I say it, unsandpapered truth. What clues I inadvertantly let slip as to my nature and identity will have been finely calculated to a minimum of three decimal places to mislead. My life story is unimportant and of even less interest to you - but my opinions are of the most supreme significance. Hanging upon them lies the very future of the sordid cosmic experiment we call the Human Race!

So sit back, dearest reader, crack open a cheap bottle of four-for-a-tenner wine, and embark upon the whitewater whiteknuckle whitebread intellectual adventure ride that is the frequently profane but never sacred To Futility & Beyond!